It's time. After a long hiatus, RWBY is returning to us, and with it comes the world's longest-running captioned screenshot and text-based recap for the show, and the twelfth-greatest overall. A recap that's as unstoppable as Lee Pace's eyebrows, that's so controversial it got hacked by North Korea, and with more "please no more sisters for the love of my sanity" than ever. This is the masterpost for this volume's recaps, the spunky younger sister (dammit) of the Volume One Masterpost and Volume Two Masterpost. It will be updated every time something new, be it a recap or some other dumb V3-related post, is posted; y'know the drill, let's get to it.